Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A Series Of Unattributed Quotes From A Weekend On The Ice

"You need to understand that just because I'm getting in a relationship doesn't mean we're breaking up"

"Getting numbers while you're getting blown"

"I told her she was beautiful, and then I turned away"

"When you go down on her it's like kissing a baby"

"I wouldn't be the man I am today if I hadn't fucked a lot of chicks"

"God knows if the jamaicans can bobsled we can"

2 comments:

Keith said...

hahahahaha

Jesse Lance Robbins said...

the 5th one could be appropriate for any number of bfc gentlemen