Patent Application for the "Mixed-Use Drinking Glove"

I'm not sure what is better, the idea itself or the list of "various manual activities" in which the inventors envision it being used.

"This invention relates to an improved glove which is adapted to facilitate simultaneous handling of a drinking vessel and various manual activities such as tailgate parties, attending football games, various winter sporting events including skiing, snow shoeing, ice fishing as well as various summer activities such as fishing, canoeing, walking the dog, raking leaves, and vacuuming the pool"